Quotes

Everyone needs motivation, because of that we are giving you the best motivational quotes to inspire you and to keep you moving toward your dreams.

Quotes

"The question of whether computers can think is like the question whether submarines can swim."

Edsger Dijkstra

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"Hiring people to write code to sell is not the same as hiring people to design and build durable, usable, dependable software."

Larry Constantine

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"No matter what the problem is, it's always a people problem. "

Gerald M. Weinberg

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"Experience doesn't necessarily teach anything. "

Gerald M. Weinberg

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"Every big computing disaster has come from taking too many ideas and putting them in one place. "

Gordon Bell

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"You can't have great software without a great team"

Jim McCarthy

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"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler."

Albert Einstein

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"A good way to stay flexible is to write less code. "

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"Simplicity is the soul of efficiency."

Austin Freeman

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"Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming: feedback is the treatment. "

Kent Beck

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"Better train people and risk they leave - than do nothing and risk they stay. "

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"The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it. "

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"Why do we never have time to do it right, but always have time to do it over?."

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"Premature optimization is the root of all evil in programming."

C.A.R. Hoare

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"Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. "

Larry Wall

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"Programming can be fun, so can cryptography; however they should not be combined. "

Kreitzberg and Shneiderman

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"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence! "

Edsger Dijkstra

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"The best way to get a project done faster is to start sooner "

Jim Highsmith

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"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

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"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."

Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

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"Computers have lots of memory but no imagination."

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"The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before."

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"The Internet? Is that thing still around?"

Homer Simpson

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"Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked."

Jeff Pesis

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"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."

Pablo Picasso

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"Code never lies, Comments sometimes do."

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"Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job."

Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering

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"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

Seymour Cray

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"In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion."

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"There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses. "

Bjarne Stroustrup

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